Hilarious.
For some reason, teenie-bopper magazines (like YM and CosmoGirl) keep flowing into the office, even though my boss never subscribed to them. One day I decided to feed my curiousity and flip through one of the magazines- only to find the most bizarre article ever. I couldn't stop laughing afterward! I decided to cut it out and then type it into my blog, so that you too can get a good laugh. It's an advice column..... keep in mind that the advice is given to girls that are generally in their mid-teens.
Dear Terry,
I ride horses every day and I always get feelings that things are going to happen to other riders. I'll "see" them falling off a horse or a horse bolting away- and these visions usually come true. It only happens around the horses. What's going on? -Cameron, 16, Pawcatuck, CT
Cameron,
according to many animal communicators (people who receive psychic information from animals), it's common for those who spend a lot of time around stables to "see" or "hear" messages from horses. I believe you too have this gift. Be excited that you can receive information from such powerful animals and open yourself up to its possibilities! I can see you working as an animal communicator yourself- you'd enjoy travelling the world, helping horse owners and trainers to improve their relationships with their animals. And you could help sick horses express their problems to humans ... Keep a journal of the messages you get from horses. Read it each month and pay close attention to all the details. This will help you make sense of the imagery and eventually gain more control over your psychic gift.
For some reason, teenie-bopper magazines (like YM and CosmoGirl) keep flowing into the office, even though my boss never subscribed to them. One day I decided to feed my curiousity and flip through one of the magazines- only to find the most bizarre article ever. I couldn't stop laughing afterward! I decided to cut it out and then type it into my blog, so that you too can get a good laugh. It's an advice column..... keep in mind that the advice is given to girls that are generally in their mid-teens.
Dear Terry,
I ride horses every day and I always get feelings that things are going to happen to other riders. I'll "see" them falling off a horse or a horse bolting away- and these visions usually come true. It only happens around the horses. What's going on? -Cameron, 16, Pawcatuck, CT
Cameron,
according to many animal communicators (people who receive psychic information from animals), it's common for those who spend a lot of time around stables to "see" or "hear" messages from horses. I believe you too have this gift. Be excited that you can receive information from such powerful animals and open yourself up to its possibilities! I can see you working as an animal communicator yourself- you'd enjoy travelling the world, helping horse owners and trainers to improve their relationships with their animals. And you could help sick horses express their problems to humans ... Keep a journal of the messages you get from horses. Read it each month and pay close attention to all the details. This will help you make sense of the imagery and eventually gain more control over your psychic gift.
4 Comments:
At 6:06 PM,
Anonymous said…
Lol! That's hilarious!
--Charlie
At 11:04 PM,
Tim said…
mosquitos talk to me
At 6:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
sometimes my stomach talks to me.... like, for example right now... it's telling me --> "go get some food you idiot!" you wanna come with?
At 6:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
fun-e
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